tyleroakley:

troylered:

Please watch it.

So disgusting.

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thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

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deucebasket:

I wonder who first saw a horse and said “dude I want to sit on that thing and make it take me places”

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dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

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lolinondodatt:

obeyaqsaa:

i couldnt scroll past this i had to reblog

I really tried to scroll past it

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ghostsfacer:

Sorry but I will reblog this every time I see it because it is just too accurate not to.

ghostsfacer:

Sorry but I will reblog this every time I see it because it is just too accurate not to.

(Source: theghostofchurch)

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popculturebrain:

New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6

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imp3rfectious:

distimiya:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

-smoking is cool

-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable

-trusting nobody is healthy

-starving yourself will make you beautiful

-hating everybody is okay

- that working hard for grades isn’t worth the time

- that having mental health condition is a perk

- that self harm should be romanticized

- that abusive and codependent relationships are cute

- that not being in a minority makes you any less of a person

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To prove my dad wrong. reblog if you are under the age of 30.

noblesseprime:

platypus-in-a-coffin:

ivegotacondition:

bluemm14:

my dad thinks you’re all 50 year old sexual predators or something…

image

Reblogging again just for that gif.

Same here

(Source: askperseus-jackson)

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behindsuchgreeneyes:

Me and my mutual followers that never seem to actually talk but we like and reblog each other’s posts:

image

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hiddlestalker:

*AGGRESSIVELY STILL ISN’T FINISHED WITH HOMEWORK*

(Source: agentrodgers)

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neutral-voice:

ohdearhermione:

do you ever feel like your future is slipping away while you’re laughing at stupid puns on tumblr

My future isn’t slipping. It’s tumbling

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